Monday, 23 February 2009

The Jeff Kennett Quiz

Which of these statements concerning Jeff's private life is NOT true?

1. Jeff has used government funds and assets to make money for his own
advertising agency KNF

2. Jeff has illegally sold alcohol without a licence, but successfully avoided
criminal conviction

3. Jeff has awarded big government contracts in exchange for share options
and other kickbacks to both his family and himself

4. Jeff has repeatedly been caught driving at speeds sufficient for immediate
licence cancellation – but each time has received no more than a warning

5. Jeff was caught with blood alcohol above the legal limit – but had the blood
samples removed from the pathology lab

6. Jeff's favourite nocturnal activity in Sydney is to butter up high-class hookers
with cocaine and Dom Perignion – later charged to the taxpayer as entertaining
clients

7. Jeff made comments on the Ray Martin Show about a trial in progress which
was quite obviously in contempt of court – and avoided charges by
disempowering the DPP

8. Jeff has intimate relations with canines

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